best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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