I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
