Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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