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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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