So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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