Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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