I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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