they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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