you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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