Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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