You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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