i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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