would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Panties = found
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
