yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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