But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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