he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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