only if we run a train.
done.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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