please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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