Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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