we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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