Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
