I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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