I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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