Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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