yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
