if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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