so explain again why im purple
no
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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