Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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