I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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