Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
God, I missed his penis.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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