it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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