I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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