K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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