I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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