Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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