i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He has the fingertips of a God
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