North Korea, Best Korea!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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