I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
there is glitter all over my balls
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