I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
