singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there was a trapeze. enough said
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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