What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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