And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
