I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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