But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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