so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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