i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
