I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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