Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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