Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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