i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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