tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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