Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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