Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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