Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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