It's like God shit irony all over that family
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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