I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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