i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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